mootiness:
A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]
It takes a bite and pauses to contemplate its life choices.
Then it realises that it’s a koala and life is basically made because it’s cuddly.
Righteo, another bite it is.
When you have food in class
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.